My Mission: To make my plump self a trainer

This whole idea occurred to me as I was on my second week of running... sweating and feeling like I was about to die.

Trainer? Me? Could it be? It was as if a light turned on in my brain and all of a sudden I realized that I TOO could be a trainer.

Now you can all see the problematic situation that arises... you can't have a plump trainer. It just doesn't work. Would you want to entrust your wish and desire to be fit and pumped with the plump lady next door? I don't think so.

So I have decided that in order to help myself on the way to "trainer" status, I would write a blog. A blog about the trials and tribulations of getting in shape. A blog chronicaling the fact that getting in shape isn't easy, no matter what all those people try to tell you. You can't just eat vegetables and water. Nor can you try the cookie diet. These things will not bring profit to your body in the long run. It takes work. Hard work. And that is what I am gearing up to do. With the ultimate goal of becoming a personal trainer.

Am I crazy? Perhaps. Will people laugh? I hope so. I would like this blog to not only show that what seems impossible to all us out of shape people out there is possible... but also pay attention to the humor that exists in everyday with the whole "we must be in shape" movement.

So here we go. To health, happiness, a nice butt, some firm abs, and hopefully a personal training career!

-The Plump Trainer